What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.