What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 08:18

Moonraker
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
Dr No
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”